Marriage

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had

given their new wives various duties.

The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had told her

that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to

see a clean house and dishes washed and put away..

The second man had married a woman from Illinois . He had given

his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the

cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw

it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean the dishes

were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from New Jersey.

He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,

dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every

meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he

didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone

down and he could see a little out of his left eye---enough to fix

himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher!